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Bigfoot Skate Hoodie — Skate & Vanish Board Club

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$ 56

You thought Bigfoot disappeared into the woods? Wrong. He ollied into the half-pipe and ghosted you like a pro. Witness reports describe him rolling through abandoned parking lots, board under paw, shades on, and then—poof—gone again. Field-guide entry #Sk8-FOOT notes: “Subjects skate fast, vanish faster. Documented only in blurry VHS tapes and whispered skate-park legends.” This hoodie is the only concrete evidence that the Bigfoot Board Club exists. Wear it and you’re basically patched into a cryptid skate crew that doesn’t care about curfews, cracked pavement, or your dentist’s warning about “all those slams.” Built from USA fabrics, it’s the hoodie equivalent of a trusty deck: takes the abuse, keeps you rolling. Soft like grip tape after months of use, but tough enough to survive wipeouts, late-night street sessions, and the shame of pretending you can still do a kickflip. Throw it on, drop in, and vanish. Because when Bigfoot skates, nobody asks where he’s been—they just watch the blur, hear the wheels, and wonder if they dreamed it.

Field Notes: Squatch Hoodie (Premium Edition)

  • Composition: 9.5-ounce, 80/20 ring-spun cotton/poly—engineered to outlast cold nights, weird sightings, and disappointing movie sequels.
  • Fabric Treatment: Preshrunk, soft-washed, garment-dyed—basically pre-broken-in by the cryptid council so it feels legendary straight out of the bag.
  • Origin Story: 80% sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton, stitched together with USA cotton thread—ethically squatchy, locally conjured.
  • Fit & Build: Relaxed fit, sideseamed body, and 1x1 rib on collar/cuffs—cut loose, ribbed tough, and shaped for maximum myth retention.

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