Star Wars: Sithposting

Every empire needs propaganda, but the Emperor? He went full forum troll. Forget Senate speeches and lightning hands—this is Palpatine hunched over a keyboard, spitting out hot takes and memes darker than Mustafar. Welcome to Sithposting: where the Dark Side isn’t just powerful, it’s petty.

Field notes: “Specimen observed cloaked in anonymity, issuing transmissions such as ‘Rebellion is cringe’ and ‘Your opinion? Invalid like Alderaan.’ Behavioral analysis indicates classic troll tendencies: no accountability, maximum chaos, questionable typing posture.” Translation? The galaxy’s greatest villain is basically a keyboard warrior with unlimited data.

This collection is for every fan who’s ever lost hours to comment-section flame wars, every gamer who’s rage-quit at 3 a.m., and everyone who suspects their group chat might secretly be moderated by a Sith Lord. Rock it on a hoodie, sticker, or tee and you’re declaring: “Yes, I’ve embraced the Dark Side—and I brought the memes.”

Soft enough for marathon scrolling, strong enough to survive a thousand downvotes.

Because the Force may bind the galaxy together—but nothing unites like a perfectly timed roast.