Field researchers once claimed Bigfoot only emerges at dawn to sip from woodland streams. False. Turns out he’s a coffee-first, football-second kind of cryptid. Documented sightings confirm he’s been spotted clutching ceramic mugs during Sunday night kickoffs—repping team colors, naturally. Whether lumbering with Buffalo or lurking with Baltimore, Sasquatch apparently needs caffeine to stiff-arm linebackers and avoid blurry photographs. Imagine it: game day, your mug steaming with liquid courage, Bigfoot charging across the porcelain battlefield like he owns the stadium. The smooth ceramic finish is as sturdy as Squatch himself—strong enough to survive dishwashers, microwaves, and the occasional desk spike when your QB throws another interception. Eleven ounces of hot brew fuels pregame trash talk, halftime analysis, and late-night conspiracy theories about whether cryptids get drafted. This isn’t just a mug—it’s a field report disguised as drinkware. Each game decides who survives: one design keeps running, the other retires to the dusty cryptid archives. Which side are you on? Because when the whistle blows, you’ll either be holding history… or nothing but coffee stains. Drink like a legend. Sip while it lasts. 🚚 SHIPPING INFO:

• 🕒 This item ships FAST from Detroit — because kickoff waits for no one.
• ✅ No extra shipping charge — it's built into the drop.

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