This beanie ships fast & free from Detroit. Blitz Beast doesn’t hibernate—he tailgates year-round. Snow on the field? Ice on the windshield? Doesn’t matter. This Kansas City cryptid lumbers into Arrowhead rocking his knit beanie like a crown, sunglasses fogged from BBQ smoke, ready to bellow “CHIIIIEEEEEFS” until the clouds break. Field-guide notes list him at 15’3”, 1257 pounds, with a confirmed resistance to winter winds and chili-induced sweats. Documented sightings often show him holding ribs in one paw and adjusting his beanie with the other. Researchers classify this headgear as “thermal camouflage for cold-weather fandom.” Wearers reported instant warmth, +10 endurance for January playoff games, and the uncanny ability to stand in a snowdrift without losing their beer hand. Warning: may cause random celebratory high-fives from strangers in parking lots. The beanie itself? Chiefs gold, heavyweight knit, with Blitz Beast stitched front and center like a badge of honor. Soft enough to survive couch coaching marathons, tough enough to endure nacho cheese stains and bitter rival fans. Built for the dual environments of frosty bleachers and postgame BBQ lines. Slip it on, and you’re not just keeping your head warm—you’re pledging allegiance to the cryptid king of Kansas City. - You choose your side. - You get it shipped fast & free. - The losing team's design? Retired after the loss. 🚚 SHIPPING INFO:

• 🕒 This item ships FAST from Detroit — because kickoff waits for no one.
• ✅ No extra shipping charge — it's built into the drop.

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