
Bigfoot Bills Mug — Buffalo Game Day Ceramic Coffee Cup
$ 19
This mug ships fast & free from Detroit. Morning bulletin from the Department of Beastly Sports: Buffalo’s woolly fan has commandeered the coffee supply and declared every sip pregame fuel. He answers to Double B, clinks mugs like kickoff bells, and warms crowds faster than space heaters plugged into civic pride. Legend says he migrates with lake-effect clouds, sipping steam like battle smoke and leaving foam rings shaped suspiciously like yard lines. Documented only in three blurry tailgate sightings and one bewildered barista report, specimen demonstrates mittenless grip and spill control in crosswinds. Field Guide Note: subjects using ceramic specimens report improved chant timing and dreams of wings outrunning snow squalls. You load this mug with caffeine, cocoa, or victory soup and practice audibles at the sink while the kettle heckles. Desk, couch, or pre-dawn lot—the ritual stays identical: pour, toast the stampede, and pretend Monday respects legends. Glaze shines like stadium lights; graphic pops; handle fits gloved hands and stubborn mornings with diplomatic ease. Strong enough to survive family tree tumbles and the disappointment of the prequels, it shrugs at microwaves and rumor storms. Verdict: fill, sip, and let Buffalo be Buffalo; this mug is a portable huddle—whistle included, excuses excluded; stay squatchy. Tables tremble; fans roar. 🚚 SHIPPING INFO:
- 🕒 This item ships FAST from Detroit — because kickoff waits for no one.
- ✅ No extra shipping charge — it's built into the drop.
Field Notes: Squatch Mug (Ceramic, 11oz)
- Composition: High-gloss ceramic—shiny, durable, and capable of holding both caffeine and classified liquids.
- Functionality: Dishwasher safe + microwave safe—field-tested against reheated coffee, cryptid stew, and the eternal cycle of “just one more cup.”
- Capacity Options: 11oz (standard-issue)—choose your fuel load depending on how long you plan to chase myths before noon.
- **Variant Colors: Available in black or white — camouflage for either shadowy stakeouts or lab-bright kitchens.
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