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Bigfoot Motor City GRIT Mug — Honolulu Blue Caffeine Chalice

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$ 19

This mug ships fast & free from Detroit. Morning roll call from the Lodge: the shaggy foreman clocked in, grabbed the banner marked GRIT, and designated this ceramic as official howl fuel. Steam saluted. Motor City folklore says the creature learned patience on assembly lines and swagger on fourth-and-long. Documented only in three blurry tailgate Polaroids and one coney-sauce map, specimen exhibits ritual sipping before decisive roars. Field-guide note: optimal temperature is “bonfire-adjacent,” spill frequency decreases when the banner faces outward during celebrations. Deploy it for dawn commutes, frost-nipped tailgates, replay nights, or that Monday meeting where you definitely didn’t bring a cowbell. Anecdotes report snack magnetism, schedule bravery, and improved overtime endurance. The mug behaves like equipment: glossy walls, burly handle, print that ignores dishwater drama and microwave monologues. Heat sticks like a cornerback on third-and-forever; cold stays as stubborn as a December wind over the river. Soft enough for rewatches, tough enough to endure yet another reboot announcement. Raise Honolulu blue between sips and let doubters read the headline across your hand: GRIT. Acquire the chalice or concede that your coffee lacks fight. Peer-review indicates morale spikes when Bigfoot guards the caffeine. Side effect: spontaneous howls. Please warn pets, neighbors, and fragile meetings—until victory echoes. 🚚 SHIPPING INFO:

  • 🕒 This item ships FAST from Detroit — because kickoff waits for no one.
  • ✅ No extra shipping charge — it's built into the drop.

Field Notes: Squatch Mug (Ceramic, 11oz)

  • Composition: High-gloss ceramic—shiny, durable, and capable of holding both caffeine and classified liquids.
  • Functionality: Dishwasher safe + microwave safe—field-tested against reheated coffee, cryptid stew, and the eternal cycle of “just one more cup.”
  • Capacity Options: 11oz (standard-issue)—choose your fuel load depending on how long you plan to chase myths before noon.
  • **Variant Colors: Available in black or white — camouflage for either shadowy stakeouts or lab-bright kitchens.

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