This mug ships fast & free from Detroit. MORNING REPORT: the furnace is lit and the fog tastes like victory steam. Somewhere between sunrise and smack talk, a miner-squatch tops off the cauldron—also known as your coffee mug. This is the Foundry Beast Cup, sanctioned for overtime opinions and pregame prophecies. Heft the handle, feel the hammer-time energy, and nod solemnly at the anvil like it’s your third espresso. Documented only in three blurry sightings and one barista affidavit, this specimen maintains optimal temperature during two-minute drills and gossip at the break room forge. Deploy it on tailgate dawns, commuter trains, and living rooms where the remote is guarded like a treasure hoard. Sip, survey the horizon, and declare the day forged—preferably before the first commercial. Ceramic walls hold heat like the Bay holds fog; the print is forge-grade, loud enough to silence lukewarm takes. Dishwashers? Approved. Microwaves? Also approved, though the squatch prefers open flame. Soft enough for rewatches, tough enough to endure yet another reboot announcement. Field notes: “Specimens observed using mug report elevated swagger, reduced spillage, and suspicious anvil clanking noises.” Raise it when the whistle blows. Or drink from a paper cup and tell your descendants you feared the forge. We’ll be over here boiling optimism. 🚚 SHIPPING INFO:

• 🕒 This item ships FAST from Detroit — because kickoff waits for no one.
• ✅ No extra shipping charge — it's built into the drop.

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