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Cryptid Falcons Trucker Hat – Flight Mode Bigfoot Cap

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$ 31

This hat ships fast & free from Detroit. ATL AIRSPACE ADVISORY: unidentified object streaking low over the tailgate. Witnesses report a roar, a shadow, and a snapback adjusted at Mach 1. This is the Flight Mode Trucker—official headgear of our jetpack squatch, Atlanta’s stealth test pilot and part-time end-zone meteor. Field guide entry #404: “Specimen observed generating localized contrails and improved chant velocity; documented only in three blurry photos and one parking-lot scorch mark.” Wear it to dawn coffee runs, stadium flyovers (a.k.a. escalators), or that watch party where the remote requires air superiority. Tilt the bill, throttle the trash talk, and let the mesh breathe while your takes overheat. The front panel stands like a launch gantry; the embroidered patch hits like a pregame flyover. Mesh back = cross-breeze for victory brains; snapback fit locks in like a seatbelt at liftoff. Stitches hold through overtime whoops, sudden rain, and celebratory nacho dives. Soft enough for rewatches, tough enough to endure yet another reboot announcement. Recorded sightings often note subjects carrying snacks larger than their sense of responsibility. Lower the visor, raise the altitude. Or go bareheaded and explain to future generations why a light breeze grounded your legend. Engage Flight Mode and own the skies above Section 320. 🚚 SHIPPING INFO:

  • 🕒 This item ships FAST from Detroit — because kickoff waits for no one.
  • ✅ No extra shipping charge — it's built into the drop.

Field Notes: Squatch Trucker Cap (Classic Edition)

  • Composition: Cotton/poly blend front panels with curved visor—structured enough to face the sun, soft enough for long-haul sightings.
  • Back Build: Trucker mesh panels with snap closure—ventilated for hot trails, adjustable for most human heads (and maybe cryptid cousins).
  • Profile: Mid-profile, pro-model crown—field-tested for both comfort and that “I totally saw something” look.
  • Patch Detail: Vegan leather patch, stitched on—no peel-offs, no shortcuts, no blurry excuses.
  • Field Rating: Durable, breathable, squatch-ready—engineered for road trips, stakeouts, and truck stop mythology.

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