A galaxy-spanning war, chosen ones, ancient prophecies… and somehow, the real crisis? Dead batteries. Luke whined about power converters, and we all laughed—until his saber flatlined like a phone at 2%. Enter the galaxy’s true hero: a relentless rabbit hauling AA-1138 batteries, still drumming, still going, still saving Jedi from the ultimate anticlimax. Field notes: “Subject (Jedi-in-training) documented igniting saber. Result: pitiful sputter, zero glow. Secondary subject (Lagomorphus Energizerus) arrives on speeder, delivering replacement cells. Battery endurance: infinite, unless the plot demands drama.” Translation? The Force may bind us, but double A’s keep the glow alive. This hoodie is for fans who know destiny’s fragile without backup power, and for anyone who’s rage-quit a game because their controller died mid-boss fight. Throw it on for rewatches, cold cons, or while waiting for that one friend to finally charge their phone. Standard issue pullover: warm as Tatooine twin suns, soft as Ewok fur, and tough enough to outlast Owen’s lectures. Plus, pocket space for snacks and spare batteries. Because sometimes the galaxy doesn’t run on destiny—it runs on double A’s.

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