Some people call birdwatching a hobby. Bigfoot calls it surveillance. Squatchin’ for Birds captures the legend off-duty but dialed in—binoculars in hand, field guide open, blackbirds perched like sidekicks who definitely know all your secrets. Forget blurry forest footage—this is the closest you’ll get to Squatch’s chill Sunday ritual. Witness accounts describe him perched on a log, scanning treetops with unnerving patience. Researchers speculate his notes include rare warbler sightings, snack reviews, and maybe a list of the humans who got too close. Either way, it’s clear: Bigfoot is less “hide in the shadows” and more “blend with the flock.” Printed on a ladies’ fitted cut tee, this one hugs close while still letting you breathe (unlike that cryptid debate thread you regret joining). Slim fit with a longer body means it pairs as easily with jeans as it does with trail gear. Soft, smooth cotton keeps it comfortable through marathon stakeouts—or marathon couch sessions. This isn’t just apparel—it’s living proof that Squatch isn’t just king of the woods, he’s king of the birders. Because sometimes the best way to stay legendary… is to keep your eyes on the canopy.

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