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Bigfoot Skateboarding Tumbler — 20oz Skate & Vanish Mug

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$ 28

Urban legends usually stick to forests and foggy lakes, but every once in a while, a myth drops into town. Witnesses report: a seven-foot figure rolling through parking lots at midnight, board underfoot, hoodie half-zipped, wheels echoing against the concrete like some prehistoric heartbeat. They call him The Kickturn Phantom. Security cams never catch the full shot—just the shadow of a fur-covered shredder ollieing over trash cans and vanishing into alleys. Documented only in grainy TikToks, each clip ends the same: comments divided between “costume dude” and “bro that’s Squatch.” Enter the “Skate & Vanish” tumbler. This 20oz stainless steel fuel tank is double-walled, vacuum-sealed, and built to survive wipeouts harder than your pride after misjudging a curb. Keeps your coffee hot longer than your knees will last, or your iced soda colder than your friends’ side-eyes when you bail. The artwork? Bigfoot himself holding his board, daring you to push off and try to keep up. Toss it in your backpack, set it down at the skatepark, or cradle it during late-night sessions plotting your next legendary run. Legends don’t walk the earth anymore. They skate it—and then disappear.

Field Notes: Sasquatch Survival Cylinder (a.k.a. Coffee Transport Unit)

  • Composition: Double-wall stainless steel—engineered to resist rust, stains, and corrosion longer than conspiracy theories.
  • Insulation System: Vacuum-sealed chamber—documented to keep liquids hot enough to cauterize wounds or cold enough to chill swamp water, depending on mission.
  • Seal Rating: Excellent tight-lock lid—no leaks, no spills, no excuses. (Seriously, even Mothman couldn’t escape this seal.)
  • Finish: Glossy wraparound print—vibrant enough to survive dishwasher cycles, skeptical stares, and at least three reboots.
  • Maintenance Protocol: Dishwasher-safe—because no legend has time for handwashing.
  • Dimensions: 20oz capacity—ample fuel storage for coffee, tea, blue milk, or whatever potion keeps you mythic.
  • Field Rating: Durable, temperature-retentive, fandom-approved—certified gear for Sasquatch Sundays, midnight investigations, and surviving office meetings that refuse to end.

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