The world kept asking, “Where did Bigfoot go?” Answer: the beach. Gone Surfing, Be Back Never catches Squatch strolling barefoot with a board under his arm, throwing a shaka that doubles as his official resignation letter from land-based responsibilities. Eyewitnesses describe the scene as both majestic and petty—majestic because, well, Bigfoot with a surfboard is peak icon energy. Petty because he doesn’t even look back; he knows you’ll never catch him once he’s paddled past the breakers. Observers claim subjects wearing this design often display heightened chill levels, sudden salt cravings, and an unwillingness to answer emails labeled “urgent.” Printed on a ladies’ fitted tee, this shirt sits slim without being suffocating, long enough to move with you whether you’re hauling gear to the shore or just hauling yourself out of bed. Smooth cotton keeps it soft, while reinforced seams hold up through actual adventures—or just dodging real life with Squatch-level style. This isn’t just a shirt—it’s the cryptid-approved OOO message you can wear. Because sometimes the best way to stay legendary… is to keep walking toward the ocean and never explain yourself.

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