Bigfoot: Surfboard

Some legends vanish into the trees. This one just strolls down the beach with a board under his arm and zero plans to ever clock back in. Gone Surfing, Be Back Never is the series that confirms what we’ve always suspected: Bigfoot didn’t disappear, he just traded forest trails for ocean swells.

Field researchers describe the subject as unusually relaxed, flashing a shaka, and radiating an aura of “out-of-office since forever.” No blurry evidence this time—just Squatch casually marching toward the waterline, leaving behind footprints, folklore, and anyone still waiting for an email reply.

This collection is for the escape artists, the tide chasers, the ones who measure time in sets instead of schedules. Slap him on your tote, wear him across your chest, or hang him on your wall—every piece is basically a signed permission slip to ditch responsibility.

Laid-back, salty, unapologetic—exactly how folklore should travel.

Because sometimes the only way to stay legendary… is to disappear over the dunes and never come back.