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Cryptid Football Beanie — Knit Falcons Spirit Hat

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$ 27

Some fans paint their faces. Others scream themselves hoarse. But the legends? They show up in beanies. The Cryptid Football Beanie is the documented headgear of choice for cold-weather sightings—whether it’s a Sasquatch stomping through snowbanks, a Mothman circling the stadium lights, or just you braving another fourth-quarter meltdown. Field notes: “Specimens observed wearing knit caps in subzero temps. Documented behaviors include tailgating in blizzards, yelling at refs loud enough to scare small wildlife, and surviving heartbreaks colder than the actual windchill.” Translation? Cryptids and fans alike know: warm head, wild heart. This beanie is for diehards, lore hunters, and anyone who needs field-tested headgear when football season drags into frostbite territory. Pull it on at games, bonfires, hikes, or while yelling at the TV in your living room—it works anywhere legends are made. Knit construction: cozy enough to keep you warm, durable enough for snow, rain, or spilled nachos, and squatchy enough to turn heads in the crowd. Because the only thing cooler than spotting a cryptid… is spotting one in your team colors. This week, he's geared up for Falcons vs Vikings in our official Sasquatch Sunday mashup drop. - You choose your side. - You get it shipped fast & free. - The losing team's design? Retired after the loss. 🚚 SHIPPING INFO:

  • 🕒 This item ships FAST from Detroit — because kickoff waits for no one.
  • ✅ No extra shipping charge — it's built into the drop.

Field Notes: Squatch Beanie Cap (Patch Edition)

  • Composition: 100% acrylic—warm enough for frosty stakeouts, tough enough to survive glove-compartment exile.
  • Design: 3-inch folding cuff—classic cryptid silhouette, adjustable for “low profile” sightings or full forehead warmth.
  • **Sizing: One size fits most—documented to stretch over conspiracy theorists and big hair alike.
  • Patch Detail: Vegan leather patch, stitched on—no peel-offs, no shortcuts, no blurry excuses.
  • Field Rating: Cozy, durable, myth-certified—engineered for cold nights, campfires, and looking way cooler than the guy in camo.

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