Breaking news from the deep woods: Bigfoot’s gone pro. That’s right—our favorite blurry cryptid laced up his cleats, signed with the league, and immediately ignored all camera angles. Field researchers report he only appears on Sunday nights, stomping through defensive lines with cleats the size of snowshoes. Documented in limited sightings, Squatch is now repping team colors—whether you’re riding with Atlanta or flocking with Minnesota. Choose wisely. One team survives the night, the other vanishes into retirement like every VHS copy of “Bigfoot: The Legend is Real.” Picture it: you roll into a watch party, cooler in hand, rocking the only hat that proves you knew Sasquatch was on the roster before the stat sheets caught up. Breathable mesh keeps you cool when the game goes into overtime, while the structured front panel gives you that “I could’ve been drafted” silhouette. The vegan leather patch isn’t some cheap sticker—it’s stitched on harder than Bigfoot stiff-arming your fantasy team. This isn’t merch. It’s field gear. It’s myth documented in cotton and poly. And when the whistle blows, only one version survives. Buy it now before your squad’s hat disappears like a squatch into fog. This week, he's geared up for Bills vs Ravens in our official Sasquatch Sunday mashup drop. - You choose your side. - You get it shipped fast & free. - The losing team's design? Retired after the loss. 🚚 SHIPPING INFO:

• 🕒 This item ships FAST from Detroit — because kickoff waits for no one.
• ✅ No extra shipping charge — it's built into the drop.

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