Sasquatch Sunday Falcons 20oz Tumbler — Cryptid Football Drinkware
$ 33
Game day doesn’t start at kickoff—it starts when you pour your fuel. And nothing fuels fandom quite like the Sasquatch Sunday 20oz Tumbler. This is the field gear of choice for cryptids caught tailgating: Bigfoot in full team colors, smashing through ice, football in hand, and ready to Unleash the Beast. Field notes: “Specimen documented gripping insulated vessel. Contents unknown, though steam observed in winter, condensation noted in summer. Subject behavior included hollering, snack carrying, and scaring rival fans into silence.” Translation? Whatever’s inside, it’s working. This tumbler is for diehards who endure snow, sun, heartbreaks, and overtime thrillers. Keeps coffee hot through the first half, beer cold through the fourth, and conspiracy-level beverages safe from detection. Perfect for stadium seats, couch command centers, or tailgate frost zones. 20oz insulated stainless steel. Spill-resistant lid. Dishwasher safe. Printed and shipped from Detroit—no tariffs, no galactic shipping blockades, no shady vendor delays. Built tough enough for road trips, fandom meltdowns, and that one uncle’s play-by-play commentary. Because legends don’t just watch—they hydrate like beasts. This week, he's geared up for Falcons vs Vikings in our official Sasquatch Sunday mashup drop. - You choose your side. - You get it shipped fast & free. - The losing team's design? Retired after the loss. 🚚 SHIPPING INFO:
- 🕒 This item ships FAST from Detroit — because kickoff waits for no one.
- ✅ No extra shipping charge — it's built into the drop.
Field Notes: Sasquatch Survival Cylinder (a.k.a. Coffee Transport Unit)
- Composition: Double-wall stainless steel—engineered to resist rust, stains, and corrosion longer than conspiracy theories.
- Insulation System: Vacuum-sealed chamber—documented to keep liquids hot enough to cauterize wounds or cold enough to chill swamp water, depending on mission.
- Seal Rating: Excellent tight-lock lid—no leaks, no spills, no excuses. (Seriously, even Mothman couldn’t escape this seal.)
- Finish: Glossy wraparound print—vibrant enough to survive dishwasher cycles, skeptical stares, and at least three reboots.
- Maintenance Protocol: Dishwasher-safe—because no legend has time for handwashing.
- Dimensions: 20oz capacity—ample fuel storage for coffee, tea, blue milk, or whatever potion keeps you mythic.
- Field Rating: Durable, temperature-retentive, fandom-approved—certified gear for Sasquatch Sundays, midnight investigations, and surviving office meetings that refuse to end.
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