


Bigfoot Packers Beanie — Green Bay Cryptid Knit Hat
$ 29
This beanie ships fast & free from Detroit. Winter comes early in Wisconsin, but Bigfoot doesn’t mind. He’s got fur, he’s got folklore, and now—he’s got a knit cap that screams Go Pack Go louder than any stadium horn. Field report: “Specimen wearing Packers beanie exhibited enhanced Lambeau leaps, increased bratwurst consumption, and alarming resistance to subzero wind chills.” This Green Bay Sasquatch has been sighted wandering the frozen tundra, stomping through snowdrifts with cheese crown perched on top, knit pulled low. Witnesses swear the beanie glows with some kind of mythic energy, keeping fans warm through overtimes, playoff runs, and questionable play-calling that tests even cryptid patience. The knit itself? Stretchy enough for all heads (yes, even cryptid-sized domes), warmer than a beer jacket, and soft enough to wear while rewatching that one legendary game you keep insisting was “ref rigged.” Whether you go bold in gold, stealth in white, or forest-deep in green, this beanie is certified squatch-approved. So pull it down, stomp into the stands, and join the faithful. Because blurry footage is fine, but real legends wear Packers gear. - You choose your side. - You get it shipped fast & free. - The losing team's design? Retired after the loss. 🚚 SHIPPING INFO:
- 🕒 This item ships FAST from Detroit — because kickoff waits for no one.
- ✅ No extra shipping charge — it's built into the drop.
Field Notes: Squatch Beanie Cap (Patch Edition)
- Composition: 100% acrylic—warm enough for frosty stakeouts, tough enough to survive glove-compartment exile.
- Design: 3-inch folding cuff—classic cryptid silhouette, adjustable for “low profile” sightings or full forehead warmth.
- **Sizing: One size fits most—documented to stretch over conspiracy theorists and big hair alike.
- Patch Detail: Vegan leather patch, stitched on—no peel-offs, no shortcuts, no blurry excuses.
- Field Rating: Cozy, durable, myth-certified—engineered for cold nights, campfires, and looking way cooler than the guy in camo.
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