Bigfoot Packers Tumbler — 20oz Green Bay Cryptid Drinkware
$ 35
In the frosty forests of Wisconsin, blurry footage has revealed a towering figure in green and gold, stomping through snowbanks with a mysterious steel vessel in hand. Field log #126: “Specimen observed drinking from insulated tumbler. Result: increased Lambeau leaps and uncanny ability to withstand subzero kickoffs.” Translation? Even Bigfoot needs a warm-up plan. This 20oz Packers tumbler is built for legends—keeps coffee blazing hot for those icy morning tailgates and beer frosty cold long after the grill smoke clears. Stainless steel sides shimmer like frozen tundra, while Bigfoot in his cheese crown stares down anyone who dares question your cryptid loyalty. Sightings suggest he’s often seen on game day, shades fogged, sipping with quiet confidence while opponents crumble. The spill-resistant lid keeps your fuel safe—even if you’re leaping off a snowbank or screaming into the fourth quarter. It’s not just drinkware; it’s folklore forged into stainless steel. Claim it, sip like a squatch, and stay fueled from kickoff to overtime. Because blurry footage fades, but Packers glory—and hot coffee—last forever. - You choose your side. - You get it shipped fast & free. - The losing team's design? Retired after the loss. 🚚 SHIPPING INFO:
- 🕒 This item ships FAST from Detroit — because kickoff waits for no one.
- ✅ No extra shipping charge — it's built into the drop.
Field Notes: Sasquatch Survival Cylinder (a.k.a. Coffee Transport Unit)
- Composition: Double-wall stainless steel—engineered to resist rust, stains, and corrosion longer than conspiracy theories.
- Insulation System: Vacuum-sealed chamber—documented to keep liquids hot enough to cauterize wounds or cold enough to chill swamp water, depending on mission.
- Seal Rating: Excellent tight-lock lid—no leaks, no spills, no excuses. (Seriously, even Mothman couldn’t escape this seal.)
- Finish: Glossy wraparound print—vibrant enough to survive dishwasher cycles, skeptical stares, and at least three reboots.
- Maintenance Protocol: Dishwasher-safe—because no legend has time for handwashing.
- Dimensions: 20oz capacity—ample fuel storage for coffee, tea, blue milk, or whatever potion keeps you mythic.
- Field Rating: Durable, temperature-retentive, fandom-approved—certified gear for Sasquatch Sundays, midnight investigations, and surviving office meetings that refuse to end.
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