This beanie ships fast & free from Detroit. Urgent lake-effect bulletin: a woolly supporter has been observed patrolling the lots outside Orchard Park, scarf snapping like a pennant and hot-sauce aura measurable from space. He answers to Double B, orders wings extra reckless, and preheats crowds by clinking pints against helmets. Witnesses claim the snow politely steps aside. Documented only in three blurry sightings and one collapsed folding table, specimen exhibits exceptional ear insulation and mittenless beverage control. Field Guide Note: “Subject resists crosswinds; responds positively to chanting at 72 bpm.” Slide this beanie on and your skull becomes an officially sanctioned warm zone. You call audibles at the bus stop, shout-singing the fight song while scraping ice off civilization. Tailgate? You’re the human space heater people migrate toward. The knit grabs heat like a loyal linebacker, cuff sits snug without interrogations, and the patch pops brighter than the stadium playlist. Fabric survives flurries, dishwater, and the disappointment of the prequels. Recorded sightings often note subjects carrying snacks larger than their sense of responsibility. Conclusion from the Department of Beastly Sports: winter is an opponent; this cap is the audible. Claim the myth, keep the brainpan toasty, and let Buffalo be Buffalo. Stay squatchy. Tables tremble; fans roar. - You choose your side. - You get it shipped fast & free. - The losing team's design? Retired after the loss. 🚚 SHIPPING INFO:

• 🕒 This item ships FAST from Detroit — because kickoff waits for no one.
• ✅ No extra shipping charge — it's built into the drop.

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