This tee ships fast & free from Detroit. Not all legends live in the woods. Some walk straight out of Arrowhead, dripping in BBQ sauce and wearing sunglasses at night. Meet Blitz Beast—Kansas City’s tallest, loudest, and sauciest cryptid. Field reports describe him at 15’3”, 1257 pounds, sighted clutching burnt ends in one hand and a foam tomahawk in the other. Documented evidence? Four blurry Polaroids, one sauce-stained napkin, and the faint echo of “CHIIIIEEEEEFS” reverberating across the plains. Putting on this triblend tee doesn’t just rep your squad—it initiates you into the lore. Witnesses claim wearers instantly attract high-fives from strangers, develop the ability to smell BBQ smoke from five miles away, and endure four quarters of winter wind like it’s just a light breeze. Disclaimer: may also trigger spontaneous tailgate dancing. The tee itself is softer than a rookie’s first postgame presser but sturdy enough to survive nacho avalanches, overtime heartbreaks, and the eternal curse of Monday morning meetings. Lightweight, breathable, and scientifically classified as “ideal for both couch coaching and parking-lot fieldwork.” Wear it to the game, the bar, or your cousin’s backyard where everyone pretends they totally played JV football. Blitz Beast doesn’t judge—he just demands you stay squatchy. - You choose your side. - You get it shipped fast & free. - The losing team's design? Retired after the loss. 🚚 SHIPPING INFO:

• 🕒 This item ships FAST — because kickoff waits for no one.
• ✅ No extra shipping charge — it's built into the drop.

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