This beanie ships fast & free from Detroit. Classified colonial weather alert: a bicorne-hatted hominid has been seen patrolling the Freedom Trail with a pint in one paw and a football in the other, mumbling audibles in early-republic dialect. He answers to Double B and tips his hat to chowder, history, and anyone bold enough to call a fake punt in January. Patriot folklore swears he appears when the schedule says “road game” and the thermometer says “don’t.” Documented only in three blurry broadsides and one startled lighthouse keeper’s log, specimen exhibits elite scarf discipline and revolutionary morale effects. Field Guide Note: “Subjects wearing cranial-knit coverings report improved chant cadence and decreased headwind regret.” Pull on this beanie and your skull becomes a fortified outpost—warm, stubborn, and ready for away-game diplomacy. You’ll navigate snowbanks like tea crates in a harbor and rally the convoy with gloved salutes and questionable drumlines. The knit corrals heat like a colonial cellar hoarding cider; the cuff sits steady as a minute-man; the patch shouts louder than a victory cannon. Strong enough to survive family tree tumbles and the disappointment of the prequels. Final orders from the Department of Beastly Sports: crown thy dome, raise thy pint, and let liberty echo from the bleachers. Stay squatchy, citizen. - You choose your side. - You get it shipped fast & free. - The losing team's design? Retired after the loss. 🚚 SHIPPING INFO:

• 🕒 This item ships FAST from Detroit — because kickoff waits for no one.
• ✅ No extra shipping charge — it's built into the drop.

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