Bigfoot Motor City GRIT Tee — Honolulu Blue Howl Shirt | Mythical Threads
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Bigfoot Motor City GRIT Tee — Honolulu Blue Howl Shirt

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$ 35

This tee ships fast & free from Detroit. Motor City bulletin: the shaggy foreman of Section Rowdy clocked in, waved two Honolulu-blue flags, and unrolled a banner that simply reads GRIT. OSHA says it’s fine—morale hazard only. Local myth pegs this cryptid as a factory-floor apparition who punches out defensive schemes and eats clock for lunch. Documented only in three blurry sightings and one chili-fries incident, specimen travels by drumline, snowplow, and stubborn optimism. Field-guide entry: “Vocalizations increase near kickoff; mane-ruffle magnitude correlates with fourth-quarter drama.” Wear it through frostbit tailgates, couch film study, driveway victory laps, and the Monday meeting where you “just happened” to bring a cowbell. Witnesses report snack magnetism and spontaneous high-fives with strangers who also know the words to the fight song. As for the tee, it behaves like gear: fabric that feels like shop-rag kindness but holds formation like a steel frame. Color reads neon-after-dark; print stays louder than a siren on Woodward. Soft enough for rewatches, tough enough to endure yet another reboot announcement. Raise the banner. Make the neighborhood howl. If anyone questions your credentials, point to the letters across your chest and keep marching. Buy it—or admit winter owns your torso and the huddle owns your silence. - You choose your side. - You get it shipped fast & free. - The losing team's design? Retired after the loss. 🚚 SHIPPING INFO:

  • 🕒 This item ships FAST — because kickoff waits for no one.
  • ✅ No extra shipping charge — it's built into the drop.

Field Notes: Squatch Tee (Unisex Issue)

  • Composition: 3.8 oz triblend (50% polyester / 25% combed ring-spun cotton / 25% rayon)—lightweight but resilient, like rumors that never die.
  • Variant Fabric: Black Heather Triblend (70% cotton / 15% polyester / 15% rayon)—a darker blend, optimized for late-night stakeouts and questionable bar lighting.
  • Fit Profile: Classic fit, unisex sizing—engineered to disappear into the woods or your laundry pile with equal ease.
  • Build: Side-seamed with a tear-away label—holds shape through fieldwork and spares you from the eternal tag itch.

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