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Green Bay Packers green and white trucker snap-back Sasquatch Sunday graphic vegan patch

Bigfoot Packers Trucker Hat — Green Bay Cryptid Mesh Cap

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$ 31

This hat ships fast & free from Detroit. They say Sasquatch avoids the spotlight. Wrong. The Green Bay version slaps on a trucker hat, throws a cheese crown over it, and strolls right into Lambeau like he owns the joint. Field notes: “Specimen observed in Packers trucker cap displayed increased snack-hoarding behavior and suspicious mastery of third-down conversions.” Documented sightings put him cruising rural highways in a dented pickup, mesh-back hat tilted low, radio blasting “Go Pack Go.” He doesn’t just blend into the woods—he tailgates in them. Witnesses claim the hat itself carries cryptid charisma, summoning bratwurst smoke and making strangers high-five uncontrollably. This trucker hat is built like the legend: breathable mesh for summer tailgates, structured front to carry the Packers star and cheesehead myth, and just enough curve in the bill to keep squatch-sized eyes shaded from flash photography. Whether you’re yelling at refs, hauling firewood, or just dodging blurry-footage fame, this lid’s got your back. Pull it on. Join the folklore. Because blurry footage is fun, but being the loudest legend in the parking lot? That’s better. - You choose your side. - You get it shipped fast & free. - The losing team's design? Retired after the loss. 🚚 SHIPPING INFO:

  • 🕒 This item ships FAST from Detroit — because kickoff waits for no one.
  • ✅ No extra shipping charge — it's built into the drop.

Field Notes: Squatch Trucker Cap (Classic Edition)

  • Composition: Cotton/poly blend front panels with curved visor—structured enough to face the sun, soft enough for long-haul sightings.
  • Back Build: Trucker mesh panels with snap closure—ventilated for hot trails, adjustable for most human heads (and maybe cryptid cousins).
  • Profile: Mid-profile, pro-model crown—field-tested for both comfort and that “I totally saw something” look.
  • Patch Detail: Vegan leather patch, stitched on—no peel-offs, no shortcuts, no blurry excuses.
  • Field Rating: Durable, breathable, squatch-ready—engineered for road trips, stakeouts, and truck stop mythology.

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Yes — that includes blurry tailgate selfies, mirror pics, and shots of your dog wearing your hoodie.

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