This tumbler ships fast & free from Detroit. Field memo from the drumline: a shaggy VIP requested portable thunder—and a lid that doesn’t betray the huddle. The 20oz Kingdom Tumbler reported for duty. Folklore claims the Nomadic Neighbor migrates between tailgates and replay caves, banner aloft, beverage blazing. Documented only in three blurry sightings and one cocoa-related spill, specimen prefers sealed vessels. Field-guide entry: thermal containment rated “bonfire-adjacent;” slosh risk minimal during decibel spikes. Use it for frosty walk-ins, road-trip karaoke, bleacher vigils, and desk campaigns that accidentally extend to midnight. Recorded sightings often note snacks increasing their orbital distance around the bearer. The vessel itself behaves like equipment: double-wall steel, vacuum sealed, with a clear lid that clicks shut like a goal-line stand. Heat stays, chill obeys, and flavor doesn’t pick up locker-room gossip. Soft enough for rewatches, tough enough to endure yet another reboot announcement. Raise the banner between sips, let visitors read it, and announce that the Kingdom hydrates on schedule. Buy it or admit the myth drinks braver than you. Peer-reviewed result: morale improves, fumbles decline, and Monday meetings become beatable creatures of habit. Also compatible with water, coffee, victory tears, and cocoa stirred by tiny drumlines hiding inside the lid like gremlins tonight. - You choose your side. - You get it shipped fast & free. - The losing team's design? Retired after the loss. 🚚 SHIPPING INFO:

• 🕒 This item ships FAST from Detroit — because kickoff waits for no one.
• ✅ No extra shipping charge — it's built into the drop.

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