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Bigfoot Motor City GRIT Trucker — Honolulu Blue Howl Cap

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$ 31

This hat ships fast & free from Detroit. Traffic advisory from the Lodge: a shaggy foreman merged onto I-94, window down, brim forward, banner out—GRIT in block letters big enough to shame a billboard. Honks approved. Motor City lore says this highway cryptid runs on tailgate smoke and stubborn optimism. Documented only in three blurry dash-cam sightings and one coney-sauce incident, specimen favors mesh-backed plumage for maximum airflow. Field-guide entry: brim tilt correlates with fourth-quarter drama; decibel output increases when the light turns Honolulu blue. Snap it on for night games, garage jukebox sessions, frostbit grocery blitzes, or Monday meetings where you “accidentally” leave the cowbell in your backpack. Witnesses report snack magnetism and spontaneous nods from strangers who also believe in long drives—both kinds. This trucker behaves like equipment: structured crown that holds the line, mesh that breathes like a factory vent, and a snapback fit dialed quicker than a two-minute drill. Patch art pops: Bigfoot hoisting GRIT while flags wave like stoplights that finally turned. Soft enough for rewatches, tough enough to endure yet another reboot announcement. Point the arrow, own the lane, and let visiting doubters read your banner at 45 mph. Acquire the cap—or concede that the wind and the huddle own your hair. - You choose your side. - You get it shipped fast & free. - The losing team's design? Retired after the loss. 🚚 SHIPPING INFO:

  • 🕒 This item ships FAST from Detroit — because kickoff waits for no one.
  • ✅ No extra shipping charge — it's built into the drop.

Field Notes: Squatch Trucker Cap (Classic Edition)

  • Composition: Cotton/poly blend front panels with curved visor—structured enough to face the sun, soft enough for long-haul sightings.
  • Back Build: Trucker mesh panels with snap closure—ventilated for hot trails, adjustable for most human heads (and maybe cryptid cousins).
  • Profile: Mid-profile, pro-model crown—field-tested for both comfort and that “I totally saw something” look.
  • Patch Detail: Vegan leather patch, stitched on—no peel-offs, no shortcuts, no blurry excuses.
  • Field Rating: Durable, breathable, squatch-ready—engineered for road trips, stakeouts, and truck stop mythology.

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