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$ 35
This tumbler ships fast & free from Detroit. Road-tested memo from the Lodge: the shaggy foreman demanded portable thunder—and a lid that won’t rat on the huddle. The 20oz GRIT Tumbler saluted, sealed, and rolled out. Motor City folklore says this cryptid migrates between parking-lot bonfires and replay caves, banner held high like a pit-crew sign. Documented only in three dash-cam blurs and one cocoa splash, specimen prefers vacuum armor for high-decibel travel. Field-guide entry: thermal retention rated “bonfire-adjacent;” slosh probability decreases when banner faces outward during victory struts. Deploy it on frostbit commutes, bleacher vigils, garage jukebox sessions, and those Monday meetings where you absolutely didn’t bring a cowbell. Witnesses report snack magnetism and measurable fourth-quarter optimism. The vessel behaves like equipment: double-wall steel, vacuum chamber, and a click-tight clear lid that shuts like a goal-line stand. Heat stays, chill obeys, flavors keep quiet—no locker-room gossip. Exterior prints in Honolulu blue loudness; interior swallows ice like a December wind over the river. Soft enough for rewatches, tough enough to survive family tree tumbles and the disappointment of the prequels. Raise the banner between sips. Let doubters read GRIT while their beverages surrender. Acquire the tumbler or concede your coffee travels coach. Side effects may include howling, honking, and spontaneous shovel bravery. - You choose your side. - You get it shipped fast & free. - The losing team's design? Retired after the loss. 🚚 SHIPPING INFO:
- 🕒 This item ships FAST from Detroit — because kickoff waits for no one.
- ✅ No extra shipping charge — it's built into the drop.
Field Notes: Sasquatch Survival Cylinder (a.k.a. Coffee Transport Unit)
- Composition: Double-wall stainless steel—engineered to resist rust, stains, and corrosion longer than conspiracy theories.
- Insulation System: Vacuum-sealed chamber—documented to keep liquids hot enough to cauterize wounds or cold enough to chill swamp water, depending on mission.
- Seal Rating: Excellent tight-lock lid—no leaks, no spills, no excuses. (Seriously, even Mothman couldn’t escape this seal.)
- Finish: Glossy wraparound print—vibrant enough to survive dishwasher cycles, skeptical stares, and at least three reboots.
- Maintenance Protocol: Dishwasher-safe—because no legend has time for handwashing.
- Dimensions: 20oz capacity—ample fuel storage for coffee, tea, blue milk, or whatever potion keeps you mythic.
- Field Rating: Durable, temperature-retentive, fandom-approved—certified gear for Sasquatch Sundays, midnight investigations, and surviving office meetings that refuse to end.
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