This classic triblend tee ships fast & free from Detroit. BREAKING: Air traffic control just logged an unidentified tailgate streaking east to west. Jetpack roars, feathers optional, snack security compromised. Meet the Flight Mode Squatch, Atlanta’s hush-hush test pilot and part-time end-zone meteor. He trains in turbulence, hydrates with stadium nacho steam, and lands only to spike. Documented only in three blurry sightings and one suspicious concession stand refund, this specimen registers a consistent sonic whoosh at third-and-long. Wear it en route to the dome, the watch party, or the airport because your cousin scheduled a wedding on gameday. Zip past rival fans and leave contrails of spicy trash talk. The triblend fabric? Think cloud deck meets runway tarmac: air-smooth, tough, and somehow faster than your laundry rotation. Fibers cooperate like a no-huddle—breathable, resilient, and sworn to secrecy under the Cryptid Protection Act. Soft enough for rewatches, tough enough to endure yet another reboot announcement. Graphics lock like cockpit gauges; colors stay loud through overtime, rain delays, and questionable officiating. Specimens observed wearing this tee report elevated swagger and improved snack-carrying capacity. Activate Flight Mode. Or don’t—and spend Sunday explaining why your shirt looks like witness protection. We’ll be in the skybox logging sightings and handing out victory stickers tonight. Buy it before kickoff. Or don’t, and explain to future-you why your photos show plain laundry instead of legendary lore. Last call: claim the myth, dodge regret, and stay squatchy. - You choose your side. - You get it shipped fast & free. - The losing team's design? Retired after the loss. 🚚 SHIPPING INFO:

• 🕒 This item ships FAST — because kickoff waits for no one.
• ✅ No extra shipping charge — it's built into the drop.

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