

Bigfoot 49ers Knit Beanie – Built in the Bay Patch
$ 29
This beanie ships fast & free from Detroit. WEATHER ADVISORY: cold front moving across the Bay, accompanied by faint anvil clangs and one handsome hardhat squatch. Translation: put a lid on the fog and clock in. This knit crown bears the Foundry Beast—our union-certified miner who tempers steel, temper-checks refs, and warms heads by sheer mythic stubbornness. Documented only in three blurry concourse sightings and a ferry captain’s log (“subject waved, water steamed”), the specimen shows increased heat retention when paired with celebratory chanting. Field-guide note: “Specimens observed wearing report fewer brain-freeze incidents at windy stadiums.” Slide it on for tailgates, pier walks, and postgame ramen runs where the breeze thinks it’s the main character. The cuff folds like a safety manual; the knit grips like a glove on the sledge handle. Soft enough for rewatches, tough enough to endure yet another reboot announcement. Stitching holds through rain, fog, and victory-headbanging; patch art stays loud while your rivals’ excuses get quiet. It plays nice with hoodies, helmets, and that stubborn cowlick you swear is a family curse. Raise the anvil, lower the temperature, keep the swagger. Or go bare-headed and tell your descendants a breeze benched you. Built in the Bay. Forged for Sunday Night—and every windy weekday after. - You choose your side. - You get it shipped fast & free. - The losing team's design? Retired after the loss. 🚚 SHIPPING INFO:
- 🕒 This item ships FAST from Detroit — because kickoff waits for no one.
- ✅ No extra shipping charge — it's built into the drop.
Field Notes: Squatch Beanie Cap (Patch Edition)
- Composition: 100% acrylic—warm enough for frosty stakeouts, tough enough to survive glove-compartment exile.
- Design: 3-inch folding cuff—classic cryptid silhouette, adjustable for “low profile” sightings or full forehead warmth.
- **Sizing: One size fits most—documented to stretch over conspiracy theorists and big hair alike.
- Patch Detail: Vegan leather patch, stitched on—no peel-offs, no shortcuts, no blurry excuses.
- Field Rating: Cozy, durable, myth-certified—engineered for cold nights, campfires, and looking way cooler than the guy in camo.
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