
Cryptid Falcons Coffee Mug – Flight Mode Bigfoot Cup
$ 19
This mug ships fast & free from Detroit. DAWN BULLETIN: ATL airspace shows one unidentified hotspot streaking toward your kitchen. Jetpack roar, spoon clatter, caffeine levels rising. Please remain seated and sip bravely. Meet the Flight Mode Mug, home base of our Atlanta squatch—part test pilot, part end-zone meteor. He preheats the day, throttles up the smack talk, and touches down only to refuel. Documented only in three blurry tailgate videos and a barista affidavit, this specimen maintains optimal temperature during two-minute drills and Monday autopsies. Deploy it at sunrise tailgates, couch command centers, and office break rooms where rivals attempt peace treaties. Wrap the handle, inhale the vapor, and announce takeoff over the group chat. Ceramic walls hold heat like Georgia asphalt in July while the exterior stays calm enough for bare hands. Graphics are cockpit-grade; colors ignore dishwashers, microwaves, and unrequested opinions. Soft enough for rewatches, tough enough to endure yet another reboot announcement. Field notes: “Specimens observed drinking from this vessel report elevated swagger, stabilized trash-talk altitude, and fewer tragic spills.” Pour rocket fuel, tea, or water for dramatic effect. Or drink from a paper cup and explain to your descendants why you grounded Flight Mode before kickoff. Lift off, Atlanta—mugs up. Right now, preferably. 🚚 SHIPPING INFO:
- 🕒 This item ships FAST from Detroit — because kickoff waits for no one.
- ✅ No extra shipping charge — it's built into the drop.
Field Notes: Squatch Mug (Ceramic, 11oz)
- Composition: High-gloss ceramic—shiny, durable, and capable of holding both caffeine and classified liquids.
- Functionality: Dishwasher safe + microwave safe—field-tested against reheated coffee, cryptid stew, and the eternal cycle of “just one more cup.”
- Capacity Options: 11oz (standard-issue)—choose your fuel load depending on how long you plan to chase myths before noon.
- **Variant Colors: Available in black or white — camouflage for either shadowy stakeouts or lab-bright kitchens.
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