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Cryptid Falcons 20oz Tumbler – Flight Mode Bigfoot Cup

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$ 35

This tumbler ships fast & free from Detroit. ATL WEATHER: clear skies, rising caffeine, and one jetpack squatch inbound to your cupholder. Please keep arms, legs, and weak takes inside the vehicle. This is the Flight Mode 20oz Tumbler—standard issue for Atlanta’s hush-hush test program where primates get boosters and beverages stay mission-ready. He slices air, you sip victory, and the parking lot becomes a launchpad. Documented only in three blurry tailgate clips and one meteorologist’s note (“localized updraft near Section 327”), the specimen maintains temperature integrity well past overtime. Specimens observed sipping report improved chant velocity and stabilized snack orbits. Deploy at sunrise tailgates, road trips down 85, or Monday meetings where everyone pretends to be grounded. The slim profile docks clean in cupholders; the locking lid clicks like a cockpit switch. Double-wall vacuum keeps coffee volcanic or water arctic, while the exterior stays calm enough for bare hands and spicy arguments. Graphics are cockpit-grade; colors blast through dishwashers, rain, and that one friend who says “it’s just a game.” Soft enough for rewatches, tough enough to endure yet another reboot announcement. Fill it, throttle up, and own the drive. Or bring a paper cup and explain to future generations why turbulence benched you. Flight Mode: engaged. Atlanta: climbing. - You choose your side. - You get it shipped fast & free. - The losing team's design? Retired after the loss. 🚚 SHIPPING INFO:

  • 🕒 This item ships FAST from Detroit — because kickoff waits for no one.
  • ✅ No extra shipping charge — it's built into the drop.

Field Notes: Sasquatch Survival Cylinder (a.k.a. Coffee Transport Unit)

  • Composition: Double-wall stainless steel—engineered to resist rust, stains, and corrosion longer than conspiracy theories.
  • Insulation System: Vacuum-sealed chamber—documented to keep liquids hot enough to cauterize wounds or cold enough to chill swamp water, depending on mission.
  • Seal Rating: Excellent tight-lock lid—no leaks, no spills, no excuses. (Seriously, even Mothman couldn’t escape this seal.)
  • Finish: Glossy wraparound print—vibrant enough to survive dishwasher cycles, skeptical stares, and at least three reboots.
  • Maintenance Protocol: Dishwasher-safe—because no legend has time for handwashing.
  • Dimensions: 20oz capacity—ample fuel storage for coffee, tea, blue milk, or whatever potion keeps you mythic.
  • Field Rating: Durable, temperature-retentive, fandom-approved—certified gear for Sasquatch Sundays, midnight investigations, and surviving office meetings that refuse to end.

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