This hoodie ships fast & free from Detroit. Classified tailgate memo: Anomalous woolly fan spotted circling Orchard Park, scarf flapping like a victory flag and a pint held at precisely 45° for maximum foam morale. Locals call him “Double B,” patron cryptid of Buffalo patience and broken folding tables. Legend says he migrates with lake-effect clouds, silencing opposing chants with a single brow raise. Documented only in three blurry sightings and one meteorological report, specimen exhibits elite mittenless grip and enhanced wing consumption. Field Guide Note: “Subject withstands crosswinds up to 40 mph; emits faint hot-sauce aura.” You throw on this hoodie and join the stampede, shouting until the snow starts clapping back. Parking-lot rituals proceed: warm-ups by the grill, ceremonial table side-eye, and communal vow to ignore the weather app. Whether the visitors bring dynasties or delusions, you’re already home. The fleece lines like secret insulation, trapping heat and rumors; the print blasts brighter than a stadium playlist. Seams stay tight through leaps, laughs, and the disappointment of the prequels. Pouch pocket? Perfect for hand warmers and disputed flags. Final ruling from the Department of Beastly Sports: wear the legend, raise the pint, and let Buffalo be Buffalo. Don’t just watch the game—haunt it. Stay squatchy. Tonight. 🚚 SHIPPING INFO:

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