Cat Wars “Hello There” T-Shirt – Star Wars Meme Parody Tee
$ 26
Some quotes echo across galaxies. Others get hijacked by cats. The moment: Obi-Wan dropping the smoothest ambush line in Jedi history—“Hello there.” The twist: both warriors are cats, one smugly cloaked, the other a lightsaber-swinging furball with four paws of fury. This isn’t the Clone Wars. It’s Cat Wars. Field notes: “Subject A (Meowbi-Wan Kenobi) initiated engagement with understated greeting. Subject B (General Grievpaws) responded by brandishing four sabers simultaneously, swiping at dust particles, and probably your curtains. Outcome: claws, chaos, and memes.” Translation? The Force purrs in mysterious ways. This shirt is for the meme connoisseurs, the prequel defenders, and the cat parents who know every standoff ends with something knocked off the table. Wear it to cons, movie marathons, or while refereeing your own living-room duels. Printed on a classic triblend tee—soft as a kitten’s belly, resilient enough to endure lightsaber clashes and cat hair alike. Warning: may inspire spontaneous “Hello there” quotes from strangers. Because when destiny calls… cats answer with memes.
Field Notes: Lightspeed Tee (Unisex Issue)
- Composition: 3.8 oz triblend (50% polyester / 25% combed ring-spun cotton / 25% rayon)—lightweight but resilient, like rumors that never die.
- Variant Fabric: Black Heather Triblend (70% cotton / 15% polyester / 15% rayon)—a darker blend, optimized for late-night stakeouts and questionable bar lighting.
- Fit Profile: Classic fit, unisex sizing—engineered to disappear into the woods or your laundry pile with equal ease.
- Build: Side-seamed with a tear-away label—holds shape through fieldwork and spares you from the eternal tag itch.
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