Field Report #337: Contrary to popular belief, Bigfoot doesn’t spend all his time stomping through forests or dodging blurry cameras. Sometimes, he just sits. On a log. With a field guide. Watching warblers like it’s the most important mission of his mythic career. Squatchin’ for Birds proves that even cryptids know the joy of a good feathered sighting. Eyewitness notes record him with binoculars at the ready, three blackbirds perched nearby like unpaid interns. Theories vary: are they his scouts? His friends? Or just the only ones who don’t scream when they see him? Whatever the case, the vibe is clear—calm, patient, and 100% legendary. Printed on a relaxed fit ladies’ tee, this shirt drapes easy without trying too hard—ideal for coffee runs, trail walks, or quietly avoiding humans in the park. The cotton is soft, the cut is forgiving, and the vibe is pure Squatch Zen. This isn’t just apparel—it’s wearable evidence that legends can be low-key bird nerds, too. Because sometimes the best way to stay legendary… is to sit still and let the birds come to you.

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