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$ 26
Some legends roar their way into history. Bigfoot? He just shoulders a pack, grabs a walking stick, and hikes higher than your cell service. Low Profile, High Peaks captures the cryptid in his element: steady stride, map tucked away, looking smug because he’ll always find the trailhead before you do. Eyewitness notes describe him as strangely prepared—rucksack full of snacks, water, and probably answers to half the conspiracies out there. He doesn’t rush, doesn’t pose, doesn’t care if you’re out of breath before switchback number two. Subjects wearing this design have been observed taking “scenic detours,” buying trail mix in bulk, and mysteriously avoiding all summit selfies. This premium triblend tee is built like Squatch himself—light, tough, and impossible to pin down. Classic unisex fit, side-seamed, and soft enough to pull double-duty as trail gear or town wear. On the back: Bigfoot trekking toward higher ground. On the chest: a smaller badge declaring you roll low profile, but with peaks in mind. It’s not just a shirt—it’s a field pass to legendary elevation. Because sometimes the best way to stay legendary… is to hike higher and let the myth do the talking.
Field Notes: Squatch Tee (Unisex Issue)
- Composition: 3.8 oz triblend (50% polyester / 25% combed ring-spun cotton / 25% rayon)—lightweight but resilient, like rumors that never die.
- Variant Fabric: Black Heather Triblend (70% cotton / 15% polyester / 15% rayon)—a darker blend, optimized for late-night stakeouts and questionable bar lighting.
- Fit Profile: Classic fit, unisex sizing—engineered to disappear into the woods or your laundry pile with equal ease.
- Build: Side-seamed with a tear-away label—holds shape through fieldwork and spares you from the eternal tag itch.
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