Forget blurry trail cams—the newest evidence rolls in on four wheels. Witnesses report Bigfoot carving empty pools, hitting rail slides in abandoned strip malls, and vanishing before anyone can say “do a kickflip.” Documented sightings carry the codename “Skate & Vanish,” always ending with a cloud of dust, a clatter of trucks, and one very confused security guard. Issued here is the Squatch Skate Hoodie, standard gear for cryptid-class boarders. Seam construction? Reinforced with double-needle top stitch, tougher than your last wipeout and way cleaner than VHS skate edits. Drawcord system? Metal eyelets, tipped ends—secure enough for midnight sessions and parking-lot pizza runs. Fabric spec: 80% cotton comfort, 10% polyester backbone, 10% recycled bottles spun into something you’ll actually wear. The 3-end fleece stays cozy through late-night ollies and is knit tight enough to keep the print crisp even after repeated “slam to hoodie-drag” contact. Operational note: wearers report increased sightings of kickflips, legends, and unsolicited “yo, where’d you get that?” remarks. Conclusion: Bigfoot skates to disappear. You skate to be remembered. Either way, the hoodie holds.

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