Turns out the real reason Bigfoot’s so hard to find? He’s been chasing waves, not cameras. Reports from coastal locals describe a massive, hairy silhouette striding across the sand with a surfboard underarm, leaving footprints the size of boogie boards. Field guide note: “Specimens observed near tide breaks exhibit shaka gestures and an alarming disregard for sunscreen.” Documented sightings vanish at sea—one minute he’s carving, the next he’s gone, board and all. Classic Squatch. This mug is your ticket to surf legend status, even if the closest you get to a wave is the office coffee machine. Pour in your brew and let each sip remind you that somewhere out there, Bigfoot is paddling out, catching set after set, and definitely not worrying about your inbox. Glossy ceramic construction—sturdy enough for campfires, beach coolers, or just surviving the dishwasher and microwave like a champ. Available in 11 or 15 ounces, in black or white. Choose your vibe: deep stealth midnight sesh or sun-bleached dawn patrol. Gone surfing. Be back never. And if you doubt Squatch can shred? Just remember: you’re drinking from his mug now.

Add to Cart