When he’s not dodging trail cams, Bigfoot heads for the shoreline. Witnesses describe a massive figure striding barefoot across hot sand, surfboard under arm, shades locked in place. Last words heard? “Gone surfing, be back never.” Documented only in campfire stories and one very water-damaged ranger memo, this behavior is catalogued as the Surf Departure Phenomenon. Enter the Squatch Surf Hoodie—standard issue for cryptid-class wave chasers. Seam construction? Reinforced double-needle, built sturdier than lifeguard excuses. Drawcord system? Metal eyelets, tipped ends—tested for everything from dawn patrol wax sessions to late-night burrito runs. The 80/10/10 tri-blend is engineered like folklore itself: part natural, part synthetic, part recycled relic. Tight-knit 3-end fleece keeps prints sharp through salt, sand, and that questionable board wax you swore was “eco-friendly.” Inside, the loft feels like sun-dried towels without the smell of wet dog. Operational note: hoodie wearers report sudden urges to quit their day jobs and follow surf reports instead. Conclusion: Bigfoot doesn’t clock out—he just paddles out. Slip on the hoodie, shoulder your board, and vanish like a legend.

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