Bigfoot didn’t disappear into the woods—he dropped into the lineup. Stay Salty, Stay Squatchy freezes the rarest sighting of all: the cryptid surfing with zero fear and maximum style, shredding waves like he’s been doing it since the Ice Age (spoiler: he has). Eyewitness reports describe a massive silhouette against the sunset, casually carving while everyone else scrambled to stay upright. No blurry footage this time—just pure Squatch flow. Researchers noted subjects wearing this design often developed sudden cravings for salt water, louder-than-average surf hoots, and a mysterious side-eye toward anyone on a jet ski. Printed on a ladies’ fitted tee, this cut runs slim and smooth, long enough to move with you but never boxy. It’s beach-ready, bonfire-proof, and built to hold up through road trips, laundry cycles, and all the times you promise yourself “just one more set.” The cotton is soft, breathable, and myth-certified durable. This isn’t just a shirt—it’s proof Bigfoot surfs better than you. Because sometimes the best way to stay legendary… is to paddle out and let the myth ride.

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