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$ 26
Some athletes chase trophies. Bigfoot just keeps walking—and winning the world’s longest-running hide-and-seek tournament. Hide & Seek Champion captures the cryptid mid-stride, sunglasses on, shadow trailing, looking like he knows the score (spoiler: it’s infinity to zero). Eyewitness accounts always tell the same story: you spot him for half a second, swear you weren’t imagining it, then he’s gone. Researchers confirm subjects wearing this design develop sudden ghosting abilities, uncanny knack for dodging group photos, and a mysterious record of “rare sightings since forever.” Printed on a ladies’ fitted tee, this cut sits close but not suffocating—tailored enough to look sharp, long enough to move with you, and strong enough to outlast the laundry gauntlet. Smooth cotton keeps it soft, while reinforced seams hold steady through everyday wear and the occasional awkward escape. This isn’t just a shirt—it’s proof that legends don’t play fair. Because sometimes the best way to stay legendary… is to keep walking and let the myth follow.
Field Notes: Squatch Fitted Tee (Ladies Cut)
- Composition: 4.2 oz, 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (30 singles)—smooth, durable, and ready for cryptid-level fieldwork.
- Variant Fabric: Dark Grey Heather (52% cotton / 48% poly)—the perfect blend for blending in with shadows and questionable alibis.
- Build Features: Shoulder taping + sideseamed construction—reinforced to hold shape during treks, hikes, and sudden blurry photo ops.
- Fit Profile: Slim fit with fitted sleeves, longer body length—cut close to the myth, tailored for those who prefer form with their folklore (size chart recommended for exact squatch-proofing).
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