Reports from coastal towns keep surfacing: a massive figure at dawn, striding barefoot across the sand, surfboard under one arm like some shaggy Poseidon. Locals call him “The Drifter.” Others just mutter gone surfing, be back never. Documented sightings agree—he doesn’t rent boards, doesn’t wax them, doesn’t even paddle out. He just walks into the water, vanishes behind a single wave, and never comes back. Authorities chalk it up to “beach myths,” but the trail of oversized footprints in the sand (and the occasional missing cooler) says otherwise. The “Gone Surfing” Bigfoot tumbler is your survival companion for tide-watching, board-hauling, and chasing legends into the sea. Forged in double-wall stainless steel, it keeps coffee hot enough to fry clamshells or cold brew icy as your ex’s Instagram captions. Vacuum-sealed lid? Locked down tighter than a squatch’s secrets. The glossy artwork shows the beast himself, mid-stride with his board—mocking you to keep up. Perfect for dawn patrols, late-night bonfires, or just zoning out in parking lots pretending you surf. Consider this your field gear. Sip deep. Paddle out. Disappear. Some legends don’t ride waves—they become them.

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