You think you’re good at hide and seek? Cute. There’s a reason Bigfoot holds the title of undefeated champion since… forever. While kids vanish behind couches and uncles behind “gas station runs,” Squatch perfected the art of not being found in plain daylight. Documented sightings note: one blurry frame, one oversized footprint, one shaken eyewitness mumbling, “I swear he was just walking.” That’s the trick. He doesn’t run, doesn’t sprint—just casually strolls into the trees and vanishes. Try that in suburbia without the cops showing up. The “Hide & Seek Champion” tumbler immortalizes the champ mid-stride. Double-wall stainless steel keeps your drinks hidden in plain sight—coffee hotter than the embarrassment of losing at a child’s game, iced drinks colder than your neighbor’s HOA complaint. Vacuum-sealed so tight, even a cryptid can’t spill it. Take it hiking, stash it at work, or cradle it while you explain for the 47th time that yes, you believe. Its glossy finish survives dishwashers, conspiracies, and the awkward silence when you admit your Saturday plans involve squatchin’. Hydration: found. Sasquatch: still missing. Good luck catching up.

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