Warning: your holiday tree just became a hotspot for cryptid sightings. Researchers confirm that during the darkest Sundays of winter, Bigfoot trades in the forest pines for tinsel, lights, and prime-time kickoffs. This rare migration, dubbed Sasquatch Sunday, has been observed only when he’s suited up in NFL team colors. Current reports show him lumbering downfield for Buffalo or stalking the end zone for Baltimore. Documented evidence? This ornament. Hard proof dangling from your tree like a classified file you can’t shred. Now imagine explaining to family why there’s a 6’8” hairy wide receiver chilling next to the angel on top. The ornament’s ceramic surface gleams brighter than stadium lights, while the crisp stitched graphics don’t fade like your uncle’s fantasy team. It’s not delicate glass—this beast is sturdy enough to survive storage bins, cat attacks, and the annual “who broke grandma’s ornament” incident. Hang it front and center. Let visitors whisper, “Wait, is that Bigfoot in a football jersey?” Yes. Yes it is. And when the game ends, one team’s version disappears forever, making this less a decoration and more a rare relic of holiday sports mythology. Decorate with legend. Fear the retirement whistle. 🚚 SHIPPING INFO:

• 🕒 This item ships FAST from Detroit — because kickoff waits for no one.
• ✅ No extra shipping charge — it's built into the drop.

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