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Bigfoot Chiefs Mug — Blitz Beast Coffee Cup (2 Designs)

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$ 19

This mug ships fast & free from Detroit. Archaeologists dig up pottery shards. Chiefs fans? We wield cryptid-grade coffee mugs. Meet the official Blitz Beast ceramic—engineered to hold liquid fuel for creatures who measure breakfast in pounds, not ounces. Documented sightings include: mugs steaming at dawn tailgates, clutched mid-“CHIIIIEEEEEFS” chant, and occasionally hurled skyward after a 4th-quarter miracle. (Durability confirmed—usually.) Two designs unearthed:

  • Blitz Beast Portrait — shades on, BBQ confidence blazing, KC red dripping with swagger. It’s like a rookie card for your morning brew.
  • Chief of the Forest Sigil — carved in arrowhead lore, stamped with his title: Unseen. Untamed. Unbearable. The only mug to double as an intimidation tactic.
Both are battle-tested ceramic, heat-locking like a cryptid’s fur coat, yet dishwasher-friendly (because even myths hate scrubbing). Perfect for coffee, tea, or whatever questionable concoction your cousin brings to the tailgate. Researchers confirm: sipping from one grants +10 tailgate endurance, +15 noise-making ability, and a supernatural resistance to Monday mornings. Warning: side effects include random BBQ cravings before 9 a.m. Choose your design—or don’t. Blitz Beast doesn’t believe in half-measures, and neither should your coffee. 🚚 SHIPPING INFO:
  • 🕒 This item ships FAST from Detroit — because kickoff waits for no one.
  • ✅ No extra shipping charge — it's built into the drop.

Field Notes: Squatch Mug (Ceramic, 11oz)

  • Composition: High-gloss ceramic—shiny, durable, and capable of holding both caffeine and classified liquids.
  • Functionality: Dishwasher safe + microwave safe—field-tested against reheated coffee, cryptid stew, and the eternal cycle of “just one more cup.”
  • Capacity Options: 11oz (standard-issue)—choose your fuel load depending on how long you plan to chase myths before noon.
  • **Variant Colors: Available in black or white — camouflage for either shadowy stakeouts or lab-bright kitchens.

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