This tumbler ships fast & free from Detroit. Scientists once asked, what could possibly hold enough fuel for Blitz Beast? The answer: a 20oz tumbler that doubles as cryptid containment unit. Field-tested at Arrowhead tailgates, BBQ pits, and suspiciously long Monday meetings, this vessel has been observed keeping drinks hot longer than overtime and cold longer than January kickoffs. Documented evidence includes: fogged-up sunglasses, trail of empty rib bones, and one iced tea that stayed frozen all the way from Kansas City to Denver (take that, altitude). Two specimen variants exist:

• Blitz Beast Portrait — shows the big guy himself, shades on, KC red blazing. Wearing this version is like flashing your field badge: instant recognition from fellow cryptid hunters.
• Chief of the Forest Sigil — features his mythic title carved in arrowhead lore, with the rallying cry “Unseen. Untamed. Unbearable.” (Which also describes Monday morning traffic.)

Both designs come on the same armor-grade tumbler—sleek, spill-resistant, and officially rated for nacho-cheese proximity. Researchers confirm they can withstand drops, dents, and the occasional overzealous touchdown dance. Hydrate like a legend, caffeinate like a myth. Either way, you’re drinking from Bigfoot’s playbook. The only wrong choice is not carrying one. - You choose your side. - You get it shipped fast & free. - The losing team's design? Retired after the loss. 🚚 SHIPPING INFO:

• 🕒 This item ships FAST from Detroit — because kickoff waits for no one.
• ✅ No extra shipping charge — it's built into the drop.

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