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Bigfoot Packers Hoodie — Cryptid Football Gold & Green Gear

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$ 47

This hoodie ships fast & free from Detroit. Some cryptids just want to be left alone in the woods. Others? They want prime time glory and a cheese hat big enough to block the moon. Behold: the Sunday Sasquatch, wanted for crimes against defensive lines and for allegedly consuming an entire tailgate buffet solo. Field-guide note: “Specimens observed wearing oversized foam dairy crowns display territorial dominance and inexplicable Lambeau leaping ability.” Witnesses confirm sightings every autumn Sunday, stomping into living rooms and stadium bleachers alike, draped in gold and green like some folkloric linebacker who forgot to shave. Rumor has it he was last seen carrying nachos the size of a small canoe while yelling “Go Pack Go!” into the night. This hoodie is his official uniform—soft enough for rewatching that fourth-quarter miracle, durable enough to endure the heartbreak of missed field goals, and warm enough for both frozen tundras and passive-aggressive holiday conversations. Woven fibers whisper legends of past victories and questionable ref calls. So pull it on, adjust your cheese crown, and claim your spot among the mythic faithful. Buy now, or forever be the blurry figure in someone else’s highlight reel. 🚚 SHIPPING INFO:

  • 🕒 This item ships FAST — because kickoff waits for no one.
  • ✅ No extra shipping charge — it's built into the drop.

Field Notes: Squatch Tee (Unisex Issue)

  • Composition: 3.8 oz triblend (50% polyester / 25% combed ring-spun cotton / 25% rayon)—lightweight but resilient, like rumors that never die.
  • Variant Fabric: Black Heather Triblend (70% cotton / 15% polyester / 15% rayon)—a darker blend, optimized for late-night stakeouts and questionable bar lighting.
  • Fit Profile: Classic fit, unisex sizing—engineered to disappear into the woods or your laundry pile with equal ease.
  • Build: Side-seamed with a tear-away label—holds shape through fieldwork and spares you from the eternal tag itch.

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