Bigfoot Packers Tri-Blend Tee — Cryptid Football Shirt | Mythical Threads
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Bigfoot Packers Tri-Blend Tee — Cryptid Football Shirt

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$ 35

This tee ships fast & free from Detroit. There are blurry photos, shaky camcorder clips, and one grainy VHS where a hulking figure in green and gold lumbers past a bratwurst stand. That’s right: the Packers Sasquatch has been documented. Scientific note: “Subjects draped in tri-blend fabric display increased snack capacity and elevated touchdown celebrations.” Consider this your official field uniform for surviving game day lore. Whether you’re in the bleachers, on the couch, or crouched in the woods with nachos in hand, this tee keeps you locked into cryptid frequency. Sunday sightings suggest it’s most active during night games, often accompanied by cheese-based headwear and a voice that can shatter neighboring counties when chanting Go Pack Go. The tri-blend fabric itself feels like a handshake between myth and comfort—soft enough to lull you through another replay review, durable enough to outlast questionable coaching calls, and breathable enough for Wisconsin humidity and December frost alike. This isn’t merch; it’s a relic stolen from Bigfoot’s own duffel bag. Suit up. Step out. Claim the legend. Or don’t—and be mistaken for a Bears fan in the wild, which is a fate far worse than blurry footage. - You choose your side. - You get it shipped fast & free. - The losing team's design? Retired after the loss. 🚚 SHIPPING INFO:

  • 🕒 This item ships FAST — because kickoff waits for no one.
  • ✅ No extra shipping charge — it's built into the drop.

Field Notes: Squatch Tee (Unisex Issue)

  • Composition: 3.8 oz triblend (50% polyester / 25% combed ring-spun cotton / 25% rayon)—lightweight but resilient, like rumors that never die.
  • Variant Fabric: Black Heather Triblend (70% cotton / 15% polyester / 15% rayon)—a darker blend, optimized for late-night stakeouts and questionable bar lighting.
  • Fit Profile: Classic fit, unisex sizing—engineered to disappear into the woods or your laundry pile with equal ease.
  • Build: Side-seamed with a tear-away label—holds shape through fieldwork and spares you from the eternal tag itch.

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