This tumbler ships fast & free from Detroit. The Enforcer doesn’t just drink coffee—he enforces it. Fifteen feet of fur, thumbs-up swagger, and a reputation for intimidating 142 subway rats, this Giants cryptid has been spotted clutching a tumbler just like this on his way to MetLife. Field reports confirm: the beverage inside remains piping hot through a snow game and ice-cold even after a three-hour traffic jam on the FDR. (Scientists are still studying how it survives pigeons.) Witnesses wearing this 20oz vessel report sudden bursts of fan pride, the stamina to yell “DEE-FENSE” from kickoff to final whistle, and the uncanny ability to drink coffee at midnight and still make it to work—barely. Documented in the official field guide as “hydration armor for New York cryptids and fans alike,” it’s become the only proven way to survive a tailgate chili cook-off without crying. The build? Stainless-steel body, spill-resistant lid, and enough attitude to handle nacho cheese splash zones and subway jostling. Lightweight but battle-tough, designed for both couch coaching and frozen bleacher duty. Bottom line: this isn’t just a tumbler. It’s an urban survival tool blessed by Bigfoot himself. Hydrate like the Enforcer—or risk being mistaken for a tourist in Philly green. - You choose your side. - You get it shipped fast & free. - The losing team's design? Retired after the loss. 🚚 SHIPPING INFO:

• 🕒 This item ships FAST from Detroit — because kickoff waits for no one.
• ✅ No extra shipping charge — it's built into the drop.

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