This hoodie ships fast & free from Detroit. Confidential sideline memo from the Motor City: the shaggy season-ticket holder just shouldered two flags, flashed sunglasses at the moon, and unfurled a banner that simply reads GRIT. Proceed to howl. Local folklore pegs this downtown cryptid as a blue-collar revenant of the assembly line—torque for days, patience for decades. Documented only in three blurry sightings and one chili-dog incident, specimen migrates by drumbeat and snowplow. Field-guide note: howl volume rises when Honolulu blue enters the chat; mane-ruffle observed at kickoff, waning only after victory snacks. Zip it for frigid tailgates, couch film study, victory laps around the block, and those Monday meetings where you “accidentally” wear eye black. Witnesses report snack magnetism and a tendency to hold doors for fellow howlers. This hoodie behaves like equipment: plush interior calibrated for endless rewatches; exterior that shrugs off wind like a veteran left tackle. Drawcords act like headset comms, cuffs keep formation, and color saturates like neon on Woodward after dark. Soft enough for rewatches, tough enough to endure yet another reboot announcement. Banner up, city loud. If anyone questions your credentials, point to the patch and keep marching. Buy the armor or admit winter—and the fourth quarter—owns your ears. Your move, mammal. 🚚 SHIPPING INFO:

• 🕒 This item ships FAST — because kickoff waits for no one.
• ✅ No extra shipping charge — it's built into the drop.

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