This mug ships fast & free from Detroit. Every legend needs fuel, and the Dallas Sasquatch isn’t running on Gatorade. Field records show he downs scalding mugs of coffee before every prime-time kickoff—sometimes black, sometimes suspiciously resembling stadium nacho cheese in liquid form. Field guide entry: “Subjects clutching ceramic vessels marked with Cowboys insignia exhibit increased touchdown chants and prolonged snack endurance.” This isn’t just a mug. It’s evidence. Blurry photos prove the outlaw cryptid has been spotted cradling one on frosty mornings in Texas cattle country, steam rising like desert mirages, hat tilted low, eyes hidden by shades. Witnesses report he growled, “How ’bout them Cowboys,” before vanishing behind a mesquite tree. Whether you’re rocking the 11oz for quick sips or the 15oz for “don’t talk to me until the second quarter” mornings, this mug delivers. Durable ceramic keeps the brew hotter than a playoff rivalry, smooth enough for endless refills, and sturdy enough to survive accidental drops when refs blow another call. White or black, your loyalty’s clear as the Cowboys star shining on it. Drink like a legend, caffeinate like a cryptid, and remember: blurry footage fades, but coffee stains are forever. 🚚 SHIPPING INFO:

• 🕒 This item ships FAST from Detroit — because kickoff waits for no one.
• ✅ No extra shipping charge — it's built into the drop.

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