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Bigfoot Cowboys Tumbler — 20oz Dallas Cryptid Drinkware

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$ 35

Folklore claims the Dallas Sasquatch once crossed three counties without stopping—fueled solely by a mysterious beverage sloshing in his oversized tumbler. Eyewitness entry: “Specimen with stainless vessel displayed unmatched tailgate stamina and produced sonic-level touchdown howls.” Translation: this cryptid runs on coffee, beer, or something in between, and this is the vessel of choice. This 20oz tumbler isn’t just drinkware—it’s outlaw gear. Built to keep coffee hot through pre-game rituals or iced tea cold through desert heat, it’s practically Texas-engineered folklore. Cowboys blue, stainless walls, and that unmistakable star—Bigfoot’s way of saying “How ’bout them Cowboys” every time he takes a sip. Recorded sightings have him perched on a tailgate, hat tilted low, shades on, drink in hand, daring anyone to question his hydration strategy. Spill-proof lid? Of course—because blurry footage is bad enough, nobody wants sticky evidence. Whether you’re pounding caffeine through the first half or sneaking in celebratory beverages after the final whistle, this tumbler has your back. Own it, sip like a legend, and ride into prime time glory. - You choose your side. - You get it shipped fast & free. - The losing team's design? Retired after the loss. 🚚 SHIPPING INFO:

  • 🕒 This item ships FAST from Detroit — because kickoff waits for no one.
  • ✅ No extra shipping charge — it's built into the drop.

Field Notes: Sasquatch Survival Cylinder (a.k.a. Coffee Transport Unit)

  • Composition: Double-wall stainless steel—engineered to resist rust, stains, and corrosion longer than conspiracy theories.
  • Insulation System: Vacuum-sealed chamber—documented to keep liquids hot enough to cauterize wounds or cold enough to chill swamp water, depending on mission.
  • Seal Rating: Excellent tight-lock lid—no leaks, no spills, no excuses. (Seriously, even Mothman couldn’t escape this seal.)
  • Finish: Glossy wraparound print—vibrant enough to survive dishwasher cycles, skeptical stares, and at least three reboots.
  • Maintenance Protocol: Dishwasher-safe—because no legend has time for handwashing.
  • Dimensions: 20oz capacity—ample fuel storage for coffee, tea, blue milk, or whatever potion keeps you mythic.
  • Field Rating: Durable, temperature-retentive, fandom-approved—certified gear for Sasquatch Sundays, midnight investigations, and surviving office meetings that refuse to end.

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